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meredithdraper:

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

youcantcutbackonfunding:

fried-ferret:

youcantcutbackonfunding:

reblog this with an image and i will make a joke about it

i…….i cant……i……i……..i cant……i….

angryblackman:

The whole Calvin Klein bra and underwear combo is crucial.

dailybadjokes:

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

jeoff:

gaygirlplays:

jeoff:

me: god i love jacking off

someone with a su icon an “gay trash” as title: actually this is really interesting because jacking off creates high dopamine levels in the brain, making you crave more,

me:

i think this post is really epic because it’s indistinguishable from average homophobia but you added “steven universe icon” so you could pretend that wasn’t what you were doing. real epic post dude

theanimalvines:

More animal vines here

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circumcisions:

sfux:

#why does it say close in tiny

vealot:

good-night-bandit:

vealot:

while you were partying i was stomping on oranges

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy

and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

I’m honestly terrified of this post??

i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again

difficultsuggestions:

Grow from the dirt that they left you in

canadad:

*anxious at night*
next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”
that night: “OR WAS IT”